film credits from 'the making of my life as a homosexual' 

 

My mother did not make me a homosexual but she was an artistic associate

My father did not make me a homosexual but he was the cinematographer

My brother did not make me a homosexual but he wrote some of the more tragic scenes 

My grandmother did not make me a homosexual but she did furnish the editing suite

My grandfather did not make me a homosexual but he did write the reviews

My first sister-in-law did not make me a homosexual but she did refuse to see the film

My second sister-in-law did not make me a homosexual but she did provide commentary on the dvd

My nieces and nephews played none of the parts in the making of me as a homosexual

 My aunt did not make me a homosexual but she did boycott the making of the film

Her alcoholic husband did not make me a homosexual but he directed some of the scenes

My cousin did not make me a homosexual but she was the continuity girl

Her sister was invited to the first preview

 You did not make me a homosexual but you did express interest in the trailer

My choice of friends did not make me a homosexual and they're glad of it given the box office returns

 The dolly and the key grips did not make me a homosexual but they tried

 The actor’s union did not make me a homosexual but they did demand a percentage

 The best boy made me a homosexual but he didn’t seem to care